I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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