well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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