We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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