i just wanna soil my oats bro
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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