At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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