Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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