He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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