why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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