Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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