You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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