I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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