Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
They took my balls.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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