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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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