Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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