i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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