My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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