You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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