no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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