Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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