Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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