I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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