That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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