Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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