i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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