all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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