used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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