Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize