Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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