wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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