You work out of a Hotel?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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