One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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