whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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