i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
