The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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