We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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