her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".