i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.