He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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