the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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