Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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