let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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