He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You need Xanax blowdarts
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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