haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize