Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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