We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I got inside last night via doggy door
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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