i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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