Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i think i have two assholes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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