Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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