on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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Can I color on your dick again?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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