I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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