HIV tests are more positive than that guy
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
pop tarts are not kleenex
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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