And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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