physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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