How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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