dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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