My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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