i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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